Stay nerdy, kids.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little.”
“Uh, I liked it better when it was called ___________.”
“That’s just how I roll.”
”____________ is the new ____________.”
“Uhhh… random?”
”____________ called, it wants its ____________ back.”
“Because if we don’t, the terrorists will win.”
“I mean…”
Interwebs, internets, etc.
Assorted Borat catch phrases
—ADDITIONS—
“Aaaawkward.”
Sketchy/shady
“Whatever you’re smoking, I want some!”
“You are the weakest link. Goodbye!”
“Story of my life.”
“Hot mess.”
“I know, right?”
“Literally.”
“I’m not gonna lie…”
“Can we just talk about the fact that…